The best 100 funniest dream football team titles

The best 100 funniest dream football team titles

Place the finishing touches on that your team before the new Premier League season together with our listing of the wittiest football-associated puns and jokes

You have signed up to perform dream football, carefully chosen your squad, made a kit then… the dreaded team name display strikes you.

We have all been there – paying far longer than is healthy attempting to invent some type of witty football-associated pun with which to draw out a laugh or 2 out of the remainder of the league.

As Premier League dream football games get way before the new year, Goal is here to help save you some time and energy.

We have gathered the 50 funniest (family friendly) dream football team names. Take a fast read of those and you will have your dream football facet sorted right away!


100. Teenage Ninja Skrtels


99. Just Kruls & Gamble


98. Purple Reina


97. Hakuna Juan Mata


96. Leading Dier


95. Bony & Clyde


94. Ibe GotId


93. Batshuayi Crazy


92. My Little Bony


91. 2’s Kompany


90. Greatest Ings In Life Are Free


89. Delph & Safety


88. Earth, Wind & Maguire


87. Citizen Kane


86. Krul Intentions


85. Giroud Awakening


84. Sarri, Not Sarri


83. Aims Aloud


82. Cry Me a River Plate


81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev



79. Ivory Toast


78. Diego Costa Coffee


77. Lads About Toure


76. No Kane, No Profit


75. Luke KyleWalker


74. Obi Wan-Bissaka


73. Krul and the Gang


72. Jurgener Believers


71. Alisson Wonderland


70. Dolly Barton


69. Gangster’s Allardyce


68. Crouch Potato


67. The Large Lewandowski


66. Olympique Mayonnaise


65. Chiellini Con Carne


64. Bilbao Baggins


63. Top of this Klopps


62. Come Digne With Me


61. Kings of Leon Osman


60. Curious Jorginho


59. Deeney at a Bottle


58. Turkish De Ligt


57. Tea & Busquets


56. Pique along with the Bruyne


55. Dzeko and the Bunnymen


54.  The Cesc Pistols


53. TAA Very Much


52. Moves Like Agger


51. Sonic Huth


50. Neuer Gonna Give Up



49. Silence of those Lahms


48. Strike Me Bebe One More Time


47. Pjanic in the Disco


46. You Petr Cech Yourself


45. Pepe Pig


44. For Fuchs Sake


43. Tinchy Sneijder


42. Obi-Wan Iwobi


41. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest


40. When Harry Met Alli


Dele Alli Harry Kane Tottenham



38. Dukes of Hazard


37. Willian Dollar Baby


36. Input Shaqiri


35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah


34. Sport of Stones


33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?



31. Each of the Smallings


30. Gylfi Pleasures


Gylfi Sigurdsson Everton


29. Kroos Control


28. Murder on Zidane’s floor


27. The Zarate Kid


26. Bacuna Matata


25. Pique Blinders


24. Baines on Toast


23. Blink-1 Eto’o


22. The Passion of the Cruyff


21. Egg Fried Reus


20. How I Met Your Own Mata


Juan Mata Man Utd 2018


19. Dirty Sanchez


18. Absolutely Fabregas


17. Cesc and the City


16. Balotelli-Tubbies


15. Boom Xhakalaka


14. Neville Wears Prada


13. Klopps and Robbers


12. No Weimann No Cry


11. Lord of the Ings


10. Guns ‘N Moses


Victor Moses Chelsea


9. Ayew Ready?


8. ) The Wizard of Ozil


7. Flying Without Ings


6. Benteke Fried Chicken


5. ) Show Me Da Mane


4. ) Sport of Throw-ins


3. Ctrl Alt De Laet


2. ) Who Ate All Depays?


1. ) Lallanas at Pyjamas


Adam Lallana Liverpool 2018-19

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