The best 100 funniest dream football team titles

The best 100 funniest dream football team titles

Place the finishing touches on that your team before the new Premier League season together with our listing of the wittiest football-associated puns and jokes

You have signed up to perform dream football, carefully chosen your squad, made a kit then… the dreaded team name display strikes you.

We have all been there – paying far longer than is healthy attempting to invent some type of witty football-associated pun with which to draw out a laugh or 2 out of the remainder of the league.

As Premier League dream football games get way before the new year, Goal is here to help save you some time and energy.

We have gathered the 50 funniest (family friendly) dream football team names. Take a fast read of those and you will have your dream football facet sorted right away!

100. Teenage Ninja Skrtels

99. Just Kruls & Gamble

98. Purple Reina

97. Hakuna Juan Mata

96. Leading Dier

95. Bony & Clyde

94. Ibe GotId

93. Batshuayi Crazy

92. My Little Bony

91. 2’s Kompany

90. Greatest Ings In Life Are Free

89. Delph & Safety

88. Earth, Wind & Maguire

87. Citizen Kane

86. Krul Intentions

85. Giroud Awakening

84. Sarri, Not Sarri

83. Aims Aloud

82. Cry Me a River Plate

81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev

79. Ivory Toast

78. Diego Costa Coffee

77. Lads About Toure

76. No Kane, No Profit

75. Luke KyleWalker

74. Obi Wan-Bissaka

73. Krul and the Gang

72. Jurgener Believers

71. Alisson Wonderland

70. Dolly Barton

69. Gangster’s Allardyce

68. Crouch Potato

67. The Large Lewandowski

66. Olympique Mayonnaise

65. Chiellini Con Carne

64. Bilbao Baggins

63. Top of this Klopps

62. Come Digne With Me

61. Kings of Leon Osman

60. Curious Jorginho

59. Deeney at a Bottle

58. Turkish De Ligt

57. Tea & Busquets

56. Pique along with the Bruyne

55. Dzeko and the Bunnymen

54.  The Cesc Pistols

53. TAA Very Much

52. Moves Like Agger

51. Sonic Huth

50. Neuer Gonna Give Up

49. Silence of those Lahms

48. Strike Me Bebe One More Time

47. Pjanic in the Disco

46. You Petr Cech Yourself

45. Pepe Pig

44. For Fuchs Sake

43. Tinchy Sneijder

42. Obi-Wan Iwobi

41. One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

40. When Harry Met Alli

Dele Alli Harry Kane Tottenham

38. Dukes of Hazard

37. Willian Dollar Baby

36. Input Shaqiri

35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

34. Sport of Stones

33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?

31. Each of the Smallings

30. Gylfi Pleasures

Gylfi Sigurdsson Everton

29. Kroos Control

28. Murder on Zidane’s floor

27. The Zarate Kid

26. Bacuna Matata

25. Pique Blinders

24. Baines on Toast

23. Blink-1 Eto’o

22. The Passion of the Cruyff

21. Egg Fried Reus

20. How I Met Your Own Mata

Juan Mata Man Utd 2018

19. Dirty Sanchez

18. Absolutely Fabregas

17. Cesc and the City

16. Balotelli-Tubbies

15. Boom Xhakalaka

14. Neville Wears Prada

13. Klopps and Robbers

12. No Weimann No Cry

11. Lord of the Ings

10. Guns ‘N Moses

Victor Moses Chelsea

9. Ayew Ready?

8. ) The Wizard of Ozil

7. Flying Without Ings

6. Benteke Fried Chicken

5. ) Show Me Da Mane

4. ) Sport of Throw-ins

3. Ctrl Alt De Laet

2. ) Who Ate All Depays?

1. ) Lallanas at Pyjamas

Adam Lallana Liverpool 2018-19

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